The Pros Slash Proliferation Challenge: Day Two

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Day two of The Pros Slash Proliferation Challenge

FIRST OFFERING

From the Media Cannibals, originally made in 1997 ca. and remastered by justacat in 2006, a songvid: Detachable Penis.

The song is from King Missile (you'll find the lyrics in the page linked) and this is a songvid that any slash fan can enjoy, whether they are Pros fans or not. It's such a great union between (ironic) lyrics and images, the perfect choice of clips, and a clever and intelligent meta-commentary in so many ways, about the Fallus, and what people (men) do with it, how fans play with it.
It's a milestone in vidding, imo, and in Pros vidding. Enjoy :D

SECOND OFFERING

Another double drabble, another genre. *cough*


Elves.
Of a sort.

They weren't at all like Doyle expected. Like the legends said.
They were muscular, with cold blue eyes and dark hair. White skin, and blood-tainted blades. As a scholar, Doyle couldn't help admiring their animal grace, couldn't stop cataloguing in his mind, answering questions gone unanswered for hundreds of years. But no matter how much he tried, they simply weren't interested in communicating with him. Until this one came along. Tall, darker hair, cut short where the others had long manes, eyes of a darker blue. Dangerous, in the way he manhandled Doyle, nothing more than an animal, a slave, in his eyes.

Doyle had made the discovery of the century, and here he was, stripped and collared and petted, like a favourite new toy.
It was a chance of a lifetime. To study these creatures, their ways, the melodious sounds they emitted, the dozens different blades they used to kill.
The one that owned him was akin in status to a war-chief. 'Bo-dee' was the sound with which his name – much longer, as all Elvish names were – started, and thus Doyle called him in his mind, closing his eyes at night, when the chief asserted his ownership of him.

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